The BitchAssness of NFL Fans and Players OUTSIDE of New England

We all know that most NFL players hate the Patriots, and that almost every non-Patriots fans hate them too.

They say it’s because of things like Spygate …things like hiring Josh McDaniels during the playoffs. And now it’s because the “Bitchassedness” with which they run their “gimmick” offense.

With all the success the Patriots have had, everyone assumes they must be cheating? No team in modern-day football could be this good for this long…right?

The year of Spygate they didn’t lose a game during the entire season, until the Super Bowl. The McDaniels hire… What, the Pats couldn’t handle football juggernaut Tim Tebow without him? Get out of here. And these comments by Brendon Ayanbadejo…on Twitter, of course.

“”Are you watching the game pats vs texans?  If so you see the hurry snap offense catch em b4 they set up. It’s a gimmick. Their offense is good enough to be successful with out that. …”

What he’s really saying is, “I don’t want to play against the Patriots Ludicrous Speed Offense next week. They’re going to run my ass ragged and I’m tired from playing the last two weeks.”

“You know the same organization that did spygate and cut a guy the day b4 the Super Bowl.”

Why bring this up?  I still can’t understand this for the life of me.  Spygate happened in 2007.  Obviously, it’s not going on anymore and they’ve been winning, just the same.  And they cut Tiquan Underwood the day before the Super Bowl, after he had 3 catches in 6 games during the season and obviously wasn’t going to play in the game.

Ayanbadejo...NoH8?  Could have fooled me.

Ayanbadejo…NoH8? Could have fooled me.

“18-1”

That’s pathetic.  How many teams has Ayanbadejo played for that have gone undefeated in the regular season and then lost in the Super Bowl?  As a Patriots fans, sure that’s a bad end to a great season…but Ayanbadejo has never won a Super Bowl, and only played in one…so making fun of a season that ended with 18 wins and a Super Bowl appearance doesn’t really make sense.

 “In a sport that is predicated on mano y mano, ‘lets hurry up n snap it ‘ = bitchassness,”

Even more pathetic.  If you want to go mano y mano with a dude, go wrestle.  Vince Wilfork will be going mano y mano x 2  when you double team him all game.  Your Ravens may play some zone defense, which is mano y nobody.

These complaints are only coming because it’s the Patriots that are revolutionizing the game–again.  They are constantly setting the bar higher and higher for the NFL, and the rest of the league doesn’t like it…they think it’s cheating.

So now, being more prepared than the other team is cheating. Rushing to the line to run another play is cheating, and snapping the ball without asking the defense if they are set and ready, is now cheating.

Fans of the NFL would be better off living in the real world.  In the real world, the advantage the Patriots have over your favorite team has nothing to do with cheating, and everything to do with Tom Brady and Bill Belichick.  They are more prepared to win then your team, and they also happen to have the winningest QB in playoff history.

And Ayanbadejo? He better get more of a cardio workout than typing this Bullshit on Twitter, because Sunday he’s going to be run ragged by the bitchassness of the Patriots offense…and he won’t be able to sub out.

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